Trip Nº 000031 · direct class · first booked 5 August 2026
bannana to minions
1.3691 rad — 1369 leagues of meaning
STOP 1 — BANTAM
You arrive at Bantam during the season when the roosters crow at precisely the same volume as the church bells, making it impossible to distinguish announcement from alarm. The townspeople are famously small—not in stature alone, but in their appetites, their gestures, their carefully rationed words—and they take pride in this economy of being. The primary export is reduction: condensed arguments, miniature furniture, fighting cocks bred to fierce perfection despite their diminutive frames. The market district trades in distilled spirits and abbreviated versions of longer works. In the residential quarter, everything functions at three-quarter scale, though visitors of standard size adapt quickly to ducking doorways and folding themselves into chairs. The locals' greatest achievement is proving that less need not mean lesser. Bring comfortable shoes; the cobblestones are proportionally small and numerous.
Day 1. You are 64% of the way from bannana to minions.
Souvenir
You have reached the point precisely between bannana and minions. What you find here is yours to keep: bantam.
Collect souvenirSTOP 2 — BANNS
# Banns You arrive at Banns during the season of announcements, when notice-boards line every thoroughfare and the air carries the weight of pending declarations. The locals move with ceremonial deliberation, accustomed to the three-week interval that structures their entire economy of delay. In the Marriage Quarter, you will observe couples processed through the registry with meticulous formality; in the Prohibition District, edicts are posted and reposted with bureaucratic precision. The town's principal export is the official proclamation—carefully worded, publicly witnessed, impossible to retract once uttered. The banns themselves, those ancient ritual publications, have become the town's identity and its livelihood. Bring documentation of your intentions if you plan to remain longer than a fortnight.
Day 2. You are 66% of the way from bannana to minions.
gradient of approach: 0.57 falling
STOP 3 — MINUTIA
# MINUTIA You arrive at dusk when the lamplights are lit, revealing the town's distinguishing architecture: everything scaled impossibly small. The storefronts are proportioned for examining rather than entering. The local custom, observed daily at three o'clock, involves the patient dissection of ordinary objects—a button, a leaf, a pocket watch—conducted in the town square while residents gather to witness the work. Minutia is renowned throughout the Vowel Coast for its production of detailed catalogues, meticulous ledgers, and the sort of observations that other settlements overlook. You will find the air here thin and clarifying, though some visitors report a creeping sense that they have forgotten why they came. Bring a magnifying lens; the inn proprietor will not appreciate having to repeat the room number.
Day 3. You are 76% of the way from bannana to minions.
gradient of approach: 0.29 falling
STOP 4 — MINIM
# MINIM You arrive in MINIM on the Terminal Flats to find it smaller than you expected—not because it has shrunk, but because your sense of proportion adjusts the moment you cross the boundary marker. The town consists of three streets arranged around a central square no larger than a handkerchief. The local custom is the Morning Audit, when residents gather to measure their stores: grain by grain, note by note, drop by drop. MINIM is renowned throughout the region for its production of musical notation and pharmaceutical liquids, both traded in the smallest permissible units. The air tastes faintly of ink and tincture. Bring a magnifying glass; the street signs are written at natural scale.
Day 4. You are 94% of the way from bannana to minions.
gradient of approach: 0.52 falling
STOP 5 — MINIATURE
# Miniature You arrive to find the proportions unsettling: doorways scaled to your waist, furniture arranged for someone three-quarters your height. The locals move with practiced grace through these diminished spaces, and you learn quickly to crouch. The town divides into two quarters—one devoted to the painstaking craft of reduction, where artisans compress full worlds into pocket-sized dioramas and scale models, and another where the genuinely tiny dwell, for whom these streets and cottages represent normal measure. Both quarters trade extensively in detail work: the fine brushwork, the delicate hinges, the patience required. The currency here is precision. Do not attempt to shake hands; a wave suffices.
Day 5. You are 99% of the way from bannana to minions.
gradient of approach: 0.63 falling
STOP 6 — MINIMUS
You arrive at Minimus during the season when the town's two districts draw closest together. In the Comparative Quarter, visitors find themselves perpetually smaller than the day before—doorways descend, ceilings lower, the local populace shrinks in courteous acknowledgment of your diminishment. The Superlative District, by contrast, trades in absoluteness: here stand the town's famous export houses, where the tiniest possible versions of ordinary things are manufactured with monastic precision—a pin no wider than a thought, a book whose pages require tweezers. The locals observe an old custom of never naming what they make; they simply place it on dark velvet and wait. The town is known throughout the Vowel Coast for its exports of minimal gestures, which command high prices among those who appreciate what barely registers. Pack reading glasses and comfortable shoes for navigating the narrower streets.
Day 6. You are 100% of the way from bannana to minions.
gradient of approach: 0.60 falling
STOP 7 — MIN
# Min Upon arrival in Min, you will notice the landscape contracts around you—the streets grow narrow, the buildings compress into essential forms. The local custom of Morning Diminution requires all residents to spend the first hour of daylight identifying what they might shed: a word, a worry, a pocket's weight. Min is famous throughout the Enumerated Steppes for its export of concentrates, which are traded downriver to Minimum and up to the surrounding settlements. The town operates largely in a state of productive abbreviation, though visitors sometimes find the abbreviated signage difficult to parse. Bring a magnifying lens if you require legible documents.
Day 7. You are 96% of the way from bannana to minions.
gradient of approach: 0.56 rising
Return journeys do not retrace their steps. No journey ever truly does.