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Trip Nº 000016 · scenic class · first booked 19 July 2026

childhood to tax

1.3984 rad — 1398 leagues of meaning

The scenic route between these towns is, regrettably, the only route.

  1. STOP 1 — CHILD

    GREETINGS FROMCHILD

    You arrive at Child to find the streets divided by age: the western quarter perpetually under construction, all bright noise and reaching upward; the eastern sector quieter, where the architecture grows complex and the inhabitants move with purpose. The locals observe a custom of reverent attention—adults here pause mid-conversation to watch small figures navigate thresholds. The town is renowned for its exports of candor and plasticity, materials highly prized in neighboring territories. The municipal records stretch back only a generation or two, yet the archive is voluminous. Pack patient shoes; the pace of inquiry here is not your usual one.

    Day 1. You are 60% of the way from childhood to tax.

    Souvenir

    You have reached the point precisely between childhood and tax. What you find here is yours to keep: child.

    Collect souvenir
  2. STOP 2 — PARENT

    GREETINGS FROMPARENT

    You arrive at Parent to find the streets divided into two permanent districts that have learned to coexist. In the older quarter, the Procreative Mills hum with generative activity—residents here are occupied with bringing forth and raising the young, a trade that exports responsibility in all its forms. The newer district, the Syntactic Quarter, handles a different commerce: here, brackets and paired elements enclose and contextualize everything, a more abstract lineage of containment and clarity. You will notice that both quarters claim the same citizens, who move between them throughout their lives. The town is famous for its exports of obligation and structure in equal measure. Pack extra patience; the residents are rarely idle.

    Day 2. You are 69% of the way from childhood to tax.

    gradient of approach: 0.70 falling

  3. STOP 3 — TAXATION

    GREETINGS FROMTAXATION

    You arrive in Taxation to find the streets divided into distinct quarters: one devoted to the careful apportionment of burdens, another to the systematic collection of fees, a third to the intricate accounting of what citizens owe. The locals have perfected a ritual called the Declaration, performed each spring, in which households and merchants present their claims and counterclaims before the auditors. The town is renowned throughout the Highlands for its production of justified extraction—the art of removing resources in ways the population can be persuaded to accept, however reluctantly. The administrative architecture here is deliberately visible; nothing is hidden, though much is obscured by procedure. Bring your documents in triplicate.

    Day 3. You are 96% of the way from childhood to tax.

    gradient of approach: 0.26 falling

  4. STOP 4 — TAXPAYER

    GREETINGS FROMTAXPAYER

    **TAXPAYER** You arrive in Taxpayer to find a austere market square where citizens move between the Registry Office and the Bureau of Contributions with equal frequency. The dominant local custom involves the ritualistic presentation of ledgers each spring, conducted with the solemnity of a religious observance. The town is renowned for the production of what it calls "civic fiber"—the documented evidence of one's economic participation, which residents both resent and take quiet pride in manufacturing. The landscape shifts seasonally: in winter months, the mood grows contemplative as citizens review their own calculations; come April, there is a kind of exhausted consensus. Accommodations are modest but reliable. Do bring your documentation in duplicate.

    Day 4. You are 98% of the way from childhood to tax.

    gradient of approach: 0.70 falling

  5. STOP 5 — REVENUE

    GREETINGS FROMREVENUE

    You arrive in Revenue at the convergence of two tributaries—the Stream of Return and the River of Coming-Back—where the landscape arranges itself in orderly terraces, each one capturing what flows downward. The locals maintain a fastidious habit of recording every arrival: merchants at the gates note your entry in ledgers that line the streets like hedgerows. The town's principal export is a peculiar crop of numerical attestations, bundles of documented returns that neighboring settlements depend upon to calculate their own standing. Revenue produces nothing else—no goods, no chattels—only the careful accounting of what has come in, which it packages and ships with bureaucratic precision. The local currency is difficult to distinguish from your own earnings, though residents insist it passes through their hands on a different schedule. Bring receipts; the town operates on verification rather than trust.

    Day 5. You are 96% of the way from childhood to tax.

    gradient of approach: 0.56 rising

  6. STOP 6 — TAXMAN

    GREETINGS FROMTAXMAN

    # TAXMAN You arrive at a town of strict geometry and measured intervals, where the streets run due north in a grid that has not wavered in three centuries. The locals move between the Registry and the Scales with the quiet efficiency of those who have made peace with necessity; you will notice the absence of haggling, the presence of ledgers in every shop window. The town's principal export is certainty—both the terrible kind that comes with a bill, and the steadier kind that follows from knowing exactly where you stand. In the spring quarter, the town swells with petitioners and accountants; in other seasons, it empties somewhat, though the work continues. The tavern serves a single drink, prepared the same way always. Pack documents in triplicate, and do not arrive expecting negotiation.

    Day 6. You are 99% of the way from childhood to tax.

    gradient of approach: 0.40 falling

  7. STOP 7 — INCOME

    GREETINGS FROMINCOME

    You arrive in Income during the dry season, when the settlement's modest stone buildings seem to float in dust, and locals move between the marketplace and the counting house with the gait of people who have much to account for. The custom here is punctuality—all transactions occur at stated hours, no exceptions. The town is known for its meticulous ledgers, bound volumes in which every arrival and departure of coin is recorded with such precision that visitors sometimes linger in the archive simply to watch the clerks work. Come prepared to answer questions about your origins, your prospects, and your plans. Bring receipts.

    Day 7. You are 97% of the way from childhood to tax.

    gradient of approach: 0.36 rising

  8. STOP 8 — EXPENSE

    GREETINGS FROMEXPENSE

    You arrive in Expense during the ledger season, when the granite buildings wear their accounts like weathered plaques. The locals are methodical people who move through the central plaza in neat columns, each carrying a small iron tablet; they gather each evening to recite the day's outgoings—a custom both solemn and necessary. The town is renowned for its extraction of cost, a process refined over centuries: they tunnel into the surrounding highlands and separate what has been spent from what remains, then refine it into precise figures that feed the neighboring settlements of Expenditure and Budget. The archives here are immaculate, bound in leather the color of old copper. Bring proper documentation for any transaction, and plan to stay longer than you think necessary.

    Day 8. You are 96% of the way from childhood to tax.

    gradient of approach: 0.49 rising

  9. STOP 9 — TARIFF

    GREETINGS FROMTARIFF

    Upon arrival in Tariff, you find yourself in a town of two distinct quarters, divided by a ridge of weathered limestone. The eastern quarter, built around a customs house of impressive stonework, conducts its business with deliberate slowness—clerks in high collars recording duties on leather ledgers. The western quarter, by contrast, hums with the sound of negotiation, where merchants gather to dispute rates and argue precedent. The locals are known for their precision in calculation and their long memories; a tariff imposed fifty years ago will be cited in conversation as though it were yesterday's news. The town's principal export is argument, conducted with the formality of liturgy. Bring small denominations of currency and expect to spend considerable time at any checkpoint. Visitors should note that many establishments close on the anniversary of significant trade agreements.

    Day 9. You are 100% of the way from childhood to tax.

    gradient of approach: 0.42 falling

Return journeys do not retrace their steps. No journey ever truly does.

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